I was on the Metro North the other day with my friends and noticed a little boy with his toenails painted bright pink and he was holding a doll.
The boy looked at my other guy friend’s nails (which we painted to look like cows for the hell of it) and said “Look mommy, that boy’s nails are…
When you’re sitting down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.
Bitch i didn’t ask for 3D.
(Source: beckettoftears)
DC Comics which has seen its market size and readership totals shrink over the years, has finally figured out how they are going to increase its sales.
It’s going to try and sell more to the same people. They are out on their DCnU roadshow and are saying that “new readers” they are targeting…
its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
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I can’t even. lmfao.
Do you know who that picture is of ? That’s Marilyn Monroe. They’ve considered her the most beautiful women in the world. She’s gorgeous, and beautiful, right ? But look at her stomach. Is it completley flat ? Does she not have love handles or, perfect long skinny legs ? No. She dosn’t. And wanna know something ? Her pants size, was a size 9. She wasn’t some fucking 00 or 1. She had CURVES. You all worry about your pants size, and your weight when, in reality, who cares ? Why not live your life and be happy instead of counting calories in your head ? Trying to “Be skinny” ? You think losing weight it going to automatically make you feel better ? It wont. No magical fairy is gonna come flying outta the fucking wood work, declaring, “You’re now offically hott ! Boys love you now ! You can be accepted by society !” No. Utter, bullshit. You’re fucking beautiful ; it’s society thats fucked. Love yourself, because if you cant love yourself, you cant love anybody, or anything else. Be free, and be happy. Fuck what the media says, you want that double cheese-burger with bacon ? GO FOR IT. Until your weight starts to affect your health, you’re perfectly fine to eat what you please. ♥
(Source: we-are-but-stardust)
